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Yes, I fucking read HP7. And what do I have to say about it? Fuck JK Rowling. Fuck her right in her scrawny, white asshole with a spiked bat the size of Cuba. Do you know how much of a pussy path she took in this book? The biggest fucking cop out she fucking could. Oooo, who will live, who will die? If you're gonna have that as one of your fucking grabs, then YOU NEED A FUCKING HUGE BODY COUNT, you sodding bint. Kill people! Lots of them! I've seen gay porn with a lees contrived plot than this. And after buying and reading this book, I feel like I've been forced into the aforementioned film. You raped my soul, bitch. You seriously raped my soul and left it bleeding like a transvestite Asian hooker with syphilis on heroin in a Motel 6. When you die, hell will be too good for you. Fuck.

Book count: 22