Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Get Free

Last night, I went to the pub with the intention of seeing some friends and playing some pool. Now, ordinarily I do not drink because I am freaking huge and it takes a lot of adult beverage to make me tipsy(or not so much, but very quickly). But last night, I was feeling kinda frisky, so I decided, what the hell, I'll have a few beers. Four dollar mini-pitchers of Miller Lite. I only bought one. Then my friend Tom left after only drinking a quarter of his. Then Kevin poured me a glass out of his. So, within the first hour and a half, I had downed 2 mini-pitchers. I hadn't eaten since 10am. And I lit up a cig, which I'm finding I do a lot more when I'm drinking. Needless to say, I couldn't drop a ball to save my life. 4 smokes, and 4 more beers later, I actually started to sober up, and I couldn't fucking lose. I don't know how the fuck that happens, but it did. I won every game I played for close to an hour. Sometimes by quite a great amount. Then, after the bar closed, I went to Vito's and got 2 slices, ate, and then passed out somewhere around 3am. Wouldn't have been so bad if I didn't have to get up at fuckin 5:30 this morning. Lesson learned: Next time don't fucking go to sleep.

Thursday, June 07, 2007

Hope you like your present.

I know what I'm getting everyone for christmas. If you dont want it, I'm sure you know someone who will.


Saturday, June 02, 2007

Urge to kill...rising!

In case you don't know, I fucked my knee up at my last job. I'm not going into specifics right now. Maybe later. But right now, my knee is swelling and it's extremely painful. I can barely walk on it and I think it my give on me at any minute. This seriously sucks. My knee brace isn't helping at all either.



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