I like Shiny Things.

Where the Psychodrama Therapy Sessions Are.

2009-10-22T13:50:00.000-05:00

So I went opening night and saw Where the Wild Things Are. Absolutely fucking amazing. Easily one of the best films I've seen....ever. Go see it. So worth it.

Also, I got The Orange Box on 360. Yay!

No Idea

2009-10-05T22:54:00.001-05:00

YAY.

2009-09-26T11:52:00.002-05:00

So, my birthday was 2 days ago. woohoo. enjoy:

28 Days Later, in One Minute

Kill Bill 1 & 2, in One Minute

Forrest Gump, in One Minute

Going to gouge my eyes out

2009-05-17T08:21:00.001-05:00

Really?

Vanlandw is a Nagging Shrew

2009-05-15T14:55:00.003-05:00

I apparently have not updated for some time. Here is a picture of my game setup.

and here is my daughter playing GH World Tour.

That is all for now

Quickie

2009-01-12T16:32:00.002-05:00

Contemplating move to Wordpress
Now have a Wii.
It is now the second week of classes

Winter Wonderland

2008-12-06T15:38:00.001-05:00

Dear Michigan Weather,

Seriously. Cut the fucking bullshit.

Hmmm.......

2008-10-12T15:39:00.001-05:00

Daydreamin'

2008-05-26T22:18:00.001-05:00

Just because I found it somewhere:

More to come later.

Little Of Your Time

2008-05-16T23:26:00.002-05:00

So, I'm back in school, taking classes and maing a actual run at my degree. But if anyone can help me get back in the swing of shit, I would love it. I've been gone so fucking long that I'm as lost as Oprah at a Klan rally. Seriously, WTF?!? Beyond that, I'm working and then murdering my remaning free time with homework. I hate life.

This is life right now.

Bad Influence

2008-04-24T20:37:00.002-05:00

Seriously, I laughed until I almost cried. This is Kramer.

Home

2008-04-09T15:13:00.001-05:00

I have moved, yet again. I'm out in Jenison now. Yay!

You've been Rickroll'd live now.

Also

2008-03-08T00:15:00.001-05:00

And in response....

The State Of the World Today

2008-03-07T23:34:00.003-05:00

Bad Swedish Version:

Good Version with bad dancing:

Video don't get much lazier:

Piece Of Shit Car

2007-11-26T10:16:00.000-05:00

Dear God,

Why the fuck did you allow me to find a fairly nice car only to violently rape it and my wallet at the same time. ZAs of this point I have put almost double what I paid for the vehicle in the first place into car repairs. I hate you.

Vo.

Soulja Boy

2007-11-22T18:40:00.001-05:00

That is all.

And The Dead Shall Inherit The Earth

2007-11-19T10:31:00.000-05:00

Mainly because those fuckers are going to turn into brain eating zombies and kill us all. MMMMM....brains.

Also:

Werewolves give people Parkinson's Disease.

My 1st Song

2007-09-24T14:21:00.000-05:00

Today is my birthday. Happy birthday to me.

Vampires Will Never Hurt You

2007-09-15T23:19:00.000-05:00

It's the damn rabbits you have to watch out for.

What More Can I Say?

2007-09-11T16:20:00.000-05:00

Last night, I was out with my daughter and my niece driving to the store, when I actually tuned in to the conversation they were having. Completely missing my daughter's portion, I heard my niece, who is 4, say, "AAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I'm a big scary freaky monster from outer space? What kind of monster am I? I might be a monster....or an alien.......or a treehugger....." Needless to say, I laughed at this until my balls hurt. And then I laughed more. Gotta love the shit that comes out of kid's mouths.

Tony Romo was the highest scoring player last week? WTF?

Since my most recent consoles have died, I have resorted all the way back to my NES. In case you were wondering, Captain Grid-Iron is quite possibly the best character in GI Joe, but Snake-Eyes uses magic, not bullets.

Interlude

2007-09-02T17:15:00.000-05:00

Fairly certain this is the worst thing I've ever heard:

Welcome to The Black Parade

2007-08-28T13:02:00.000-05:00

I came home a few days ago to find a copy of My Chemical Romance's "The Black Parade" in my mailbox. Not expecting this wonderful occurrence, I had an immediate "Happy-On" and proceeded to dance in my driveway like a retarded epileptic on meth for about three minutes. After I calmed down, I realized I had better get the hell out of there, in case the neighbors called the police to report a crime against humanity. Entering the disc into my vehicle's CD slot, I proceeded to consume the delicious audio banquet provided for me. Approximately, ten minutes into the listening, I have a joygasm from the truly fantastic and varied melodies and harmonies. If it were possible for me to make love to a CD, I would definitely bang this disc a few times. If you get a chance, look past the eyeliner and listen to this disc. Well worth the time.

I Believe I Can Fly

2007-08-22T14:05:00.000-05:00

And this is why I want to be a Fucking Flight Attendant.

No Remorse(I Want To Die)

2007-08-12T11:25:00.000-05:00

I hate 99% of everything on the planet. I might have to BRB existence because, quite frankly, it really isn't worth it, and it's going to happen eventually anyway. As much as I hate Emo, this song is really about it for me.

Nigga Stole My Bike

2007-08-10T09:51:00.000-05:00

Don't ask where I find these videos. I have no idea. I think they seek me out. For some reason, this video, while attempting to be art house trippy, just kinda creeped me the fuck out. No clue why. Might be the bicycle gang of mascots.