Piece Of Shit Car

Dear God,

Why the fuck did you allow me to find a fairly nice car only to violently rape it and my wallet at the same time. ZAs of this point I have put almost double what I paid for the vehicle in the first place into car repairs. I hate you.

Vo.

Soulja Boy

That is all.

And The Dead Shall Inherit The Earth

Mainly because those fuckers are going to turn into brain eating zombies and kill us all. MMMMM....brains.

Also:



Werewolves give people Parkinson's Disease.